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By browsing neverbuy, you agree that this is a window-shopping simulator. Nothing on this site is for sale in any legal, logistical, or metaphysical sense.

All products, brands, prices, reviews, and origin stories are fictional. Any resemblance to real brands, living aunties, or actual warehouses in Bhiwandi is coincidental and flattering.

Checkout is a performance. Payment is theatre. Order tracking is fan fiction. You will not receive a parcel, an invoice, or a call from a delivery partner asking for directions to a lane that does not exist on Google Maps.

You must be old enough to know better. Categories including alcohol, tobacco, and intimates are presented for browsing fantasy only — not as offers to supply restricted goods.

We may change these terms, the catalogue, or the universe without notice. Continued browsing constitutes acceptance, satisfaction, and a mild sense of having accomplished something.