We hear you
Support
Our support team is you, slightly calmer, after reading this page. Average response time: zero seconds, because there is no queue and no ticket system.
Where is my order?
In the same place it has always been — the space between checkout and reality. Track it on the order page for the full narrative arc.
I was charged on my card.
You were not. Checkout is simulated. No payment gateway received your details. Check your actual bank statement and breathe.
Can I change the delivery address?
There is no delivery. You may change your address in life; we cannot help with that.
The OTP is not arriving.
Any six digits work. 123456 is valid. So is 000000. So is your birthday, if it fits.
Is this site real?
Real enough to feel good. Fake enough to sleep at night. Read the about page if you need the full philosophy.
For everything else — privacy, legal, returns — see Privacy, Terms, and Returns. Or read About to understand why nothing ships.
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